http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=736
Here's an article about Jews at the Winter Olympics: they count three Americans -- Agosto, Laura Spector (biathlon), and Steve Mesler (bobsled). There are also three Israelis -- Mikail Renzhyn (downhill skiing), and siblings Alexandra and Roman Zaretsky (ice dancing).
So hooray, it's the Winter Olympics! Ummm... Hooray? Anyone? Anyone?
For proof that ice dancing is not a real sport, see below:
