http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=854
Here's the Haaretz article that led to this immediately-written profile.
Thanks to Daniel from Maryland, John from Germany, and John from Boston for letting us know!
Now what's the deal with the apostrophe in the name?
Thanks to the anon commenter for this link that got Amar'e downgraded to "Barely a Jew".